Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Steven Wright I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.