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Misc Jokes: Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down thebunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchylittle nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't meanto trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," repliedthe snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you,but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal areyou?"
"Well, I really don't know," said thebunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine meand find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and hesaid, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a littlefluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, butby the way, what kind of animal are you?"
And the snake replied that he didn't know, andthe bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well,what kind of an animal am I?"
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and hereplied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."
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