Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late.” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad.” Charley says, “If your dick's been hurting, why did you go to the dentist?” Paul answers, “Because I had a tooth stuck in it.”