"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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George Burns "Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day? That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day? That's true. Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women? That's true. What does your doctor say about all of this? My doctor is dead."