A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in theair, the stewardess comes round,
and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks: "And get me a whiskyyou cow!"

    The stewardess, somewhatflustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot, but forgets the coffee. When the man pointsthis out to her, the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells "And get meanother whisky you bitch!"

    Quite upset, thestewardess, shaking returns shortly with a whisky for the parrot, but still no coffee.Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to try the parrot's approach: "I'veasked you twice for a coffee, cow, go and get it or I'll give you a slap!"

    In a couple of seconds, twoburly stewards grab both him and the parrot, take them to the emergency exits and throwthem out. As they are ejected from the plane, the parrot turns to the man and says"You know, for someone who can't fly, you're a lippy bastard!!".