On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to me

A problem with E.T.



On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Two VendaCards and a problem with E.T.



On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Three dead disks,

Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T.



On the fourth day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Four virused files, three dead disks,

Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.



On the fifth day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Five Token Rings (*snap!*)

Four virused files, three dead disks,

Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.



On the sixth day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Six servers crashing,

Five Token Rings (*snap!*)

Four virused files, three dead disks,

Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.



On the seventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Seven files missing, six servers crashing,

Five Token Rings (*snap!*)

Four virused files, three dead disks,

Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.



On the eighth day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Eight phones a-ringing,

Seven files missing, six servers crashing,

Five Token Rings (*snap!*)

Four virused files, three dead disks,

Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.



On the ninth day of Chrsitmas, a user gave to me

Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,

Seven files missing, six servers crashing,

Five Token Rings (*snap!*)

Four virused files, three dead disks,

Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.



On the tenth day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Ten ribbons fading,

Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,

Seven files missing, six servers crashing,

Five Token Rings (*snap!*)

Four virused files, three dead disks,

Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.



On the eleventh day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading,

Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,

Seven files missing, six servers crashing,

Five Token Rings (*snap!*)

Four virused files, three dead disks,

Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.



On the twelfth day of Christmas, a user gave to me

Twelve e-mail problems,

Eleven system errors, ten ribbons fading,

Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,

Seven files missing, six servers crashing,

Five Token Rings (*snap!*)

Four virused files, three dead disks,

Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.