If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do Kamakazie pilots wear helmets?

Why do they sterlize needles for lethal injections?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?'