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Misc Jokes: Solitary Confinement Woes
Solitary Confinement Woes
Three guys are convicted of a veryserious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.
They're each allowed one thing to bringinto the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asksfor his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.
At the end of the twenty years, theyopen up the first guy's cell. He comes out and says, "I studiedso hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer.It was terrific."
They open up the second guy's door. He comes out with his wife, and they'vegot five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thingof my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I loveit."
They open up the third guy's door, andhe's slapping at his pockets, going "Anybody got a match?"
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