The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation

15 Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon

14 Grooming the Wookie

13 Making the Kessel Run

12 Polishing Vader's Helmet

11 Evacuating Tatooine

10 Unsheathing the Meatsaber

9 Releasing the Special Edition

8 Jumping to Delight Speed

7 Communicating with Red Leader One

6 Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo

5 Tinkering With the R2 Unit

4 Manually Targeting the Rebel Base

3 Performing the Jedi Hand Trick

2 Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

1 Test Firing the Death Star