An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with another woman.

After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She eventually ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Austalian outback. They end up getting married.

On thier wedding night, she goes into the bathroom. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the midlle of the room, naked and all the furniture piled up in the corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the space I can get."

Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Curtis