A leprechaun walks into a bar, and he see's a sign that says: "Win a pot of gold if you can make the donkey laugh."
The leprechaun decided to go for it, and he succeed in making the donkey laugh. So he goes to the bartender and asks for his pot of gold. The bartender says, "Ok, but first you have to tell us how you did it."
The leprechaun says, "I can't tell you, it's a leprechaun secret."
So the bartender says, "Then I can't give you the pot of gold." The leprechaun gets very angry and walks off.
He comes back the next day and sees a sign that says: "Win a pot of gold if you can make the donkey cry." So he trys it, and he makes the donkey cry.
He goes up to the bartender and asks for his pot of gold. But the bar attendant tells him, "First you have to tell me how you did it.
So the leprechaun says, "Alright, yesterday I told him I told him that I have a bigger penis then him, and today I showed him."