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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making a movie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I want to be Mozart." Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."
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Robert Downey JuniorI don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
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