Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a
woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a wild night of getting it on,
it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and
Mike are having a conversation.


She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and
bad news for you. Which would you like first?"


Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news."


She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."