Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?"

Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend,
he looks much worse".

Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God,
you look terrible."

Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver."

Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates,
and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?"

"No, I'm Mother Theresa.