There was this woman pregnant with three babies.

The first baby says: When I grow up I'm gonna be an electrician because it's f***ing dark in here.

The second baby then said: Well, when I grow up I'm gonna be a doctor because the f***ing cord is killing me!

Then the third baby says: When I grow up I'm gonna be a hunter, because if that snake comes up here once more time, I'll chop his F***ing head off!