There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.
This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"
The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."