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Misc Jokes: Pet Turtle

Pet Turtle

A little kid walks into a pet store holding a turtle. He holds it up and says, "Hey, Mister, my turtle haves bwisters on him's feet." The clerk says, "What, kid, you're saying your turtle has blisters on his feet? Let me see that turtle." He takes the turtle from the kid and turns it over and says, "Well, I'll be! This turtle does have blisters on his feet!" So he picks out another turtle, and checks it for blisters, and says, "Here you go, kid, no blisters!" The kid goes OH BOY! and gets down on the floor holding the turtle and goes, "WHaaaa, whaaaa, whaaa...."

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