A trucker was driving down the road when he saw two men standing there trying to hitch a ride. They looked okay and the trucker was an reasonable guy, so he picked them up. Later on down the road they stared talking and the trucker could tell that these two men were gay. The gay guy on the the right lets loose with a large, silent fart. A few minutes later, the other gay guy farted to, which was also silent. About four minutes later, the trucker farted himself, loudly. The gay men started laughing and calling the trucker a virgin.