THIS IS A FLAME





Dear



[x] dork [ ] dummy [ ] ignorant snot [ ] stupid [ ] nerd [ ] Elvis

[x] idiot[ ] computer geek [ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] Samuel Stoddard



You are being flamed because



[x] you continued a boring useless stupid thread

[x] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to

[ ] you posted a "test"

[ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage on the screen

[ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times in the

past week

[ ] you claimed to have the original GGBJ

[ ] you posted some sort of religious junk that doesn't belong in this group

[x] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very boring

[x] your mother dresses you funny



To recant, you must



[x] actually post a humorous article

[ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk

[ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours

[x] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)

[ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq

[ ] give your MP (Congressman in U.S.A., I guess) a donation of three hemp

plants to decorate his office

[ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to

peroffspringopenings

[ ] cut your testicles (or breasts, if you're a woman) off

[ ] _________________________________________________



Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please detest from

the offending behavior that led to this flame. Also, GO AWAY!







END FLAME