Upon dying, Bill Gates went topurgatory.

St. Peter said to his, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and youhave done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

So,Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degreetemperature, on beautiful beaches.

Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, youknow harps and singing and worship and stuff like that.

So he said to St. Peter that hewould like to go to hell.

About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check onBill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons.

He said to St. Peter, “What happenedto all the beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?”

Peter replied, “That was just the screen saver.”