A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentencewas a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them.

The first guy decides totake an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.

The second guy decides totake a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty.

Finally, the third guydecides to take a car door.

The judge asked, "Whyin the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case itgets hot, I can roll down the window."