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Misc Jokes: Penis Demands a Raise

Penis Demands a Raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from the administration:
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
*You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often
visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-roistered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
* You don't always observe H&S measures, such as wearing
the correct protective gear
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before
you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.

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