There was a Jew and a Chinaman sitting at the bar drinking.

All of a sudden the Jew turns and punches the Chinaman in the face, knocking him off his stool.

Stunned, the Chinaman gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"

The Jew replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."

The Chinaman says, "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese."

The Jew says, "Well you have black hair, squinted eyes, and buckteeth, it's all the same to me."

The Chinaman says "Okay" and sits on his stool and continues drinking.

About a half hour later the Chinaman turns and punches the Jew in the face, knocking him off his stool.

The Jew gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"

The Chinaman says "That was for the Titanic."

The Jew replies, "The Titanic? That was an iceberg!"

The Chinaman says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me."

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman