Two Chinese tourists were visiting USA. After some rambling, they got rather hungry.

The first said, "I'd love to eat some dog."

The second "Me, too! And look at that sign! It says, 'HOT DOGS'!"

The other Chinese flicks through his English-Chinese dictionary and is confirmed that they serve dog there. They both walk into the shop and order hot dogs.

After receiving their meals, the first Chinese looks between the bun and goes all white. He stares at his friend and asks, "Which part of the dog's anatomy did YOU get?"