A Big bear walks into bar and says ouch! and then he sits down by a big man.
The big man reaches across the bear to get penults
The Bear (being a big bear) Said HEY DO THAT AGAIN FELLOW AND I WILL EAT YOUR ARM.
So the dumb guy does it again and the bear goes CHOMP eats the mans arm. The Dumb man says ouch!
But the man being dumb and all, uses his other arm thinking he would be a little quicker this time.
The Big Bear goes CHOMP! And eats the mans other arm.
The dumb man said double Ouch! How am I going to drink by beer now?
The Big bear said politely I would take care of that for you.