"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."- Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." - Rush Limbaugh
"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"- Dennis Miller
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates Americans, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."- Conan O'Brien