Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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David Letterman "Michael Jackson is the polar opposite of President Clinton if you think about it. In many respects, Michael Jackson and President Clinton are diametrically opposite. Michael Jackson is constantly, constantly, desperately trying to make us believe he's having sex with women."