There were four eminent doctors having cocktails in the bar of the Beijing Hilton after attending an international medical conference.


The British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."


The German doctor says " That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it another and have him looking for work in four weeks."


The Russian doctor, says " In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half the heart out of one person and put it in another and have them both back looking for work in two weeks."


The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, " You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war."