Q. How can you tell George W. Bush apart from a cow?


A. By the wise look in its eyes.



Q: How many George Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 2 , 1 to change it and 1 to lethally inject the old lightbulb.



Q. What happens when you cross James Dean with George Bush?

A. You get a rebel without a clue.



Q. Why will they bury George W. Bush face down?

A. So he can see where he is going.



Q: Why did George W. Bush snort a whole packet of Sweet-n-Low?

A: He thought it was Diet Coke!



Q: How do you give George W. Bush a brain transplant?

A: Blow in his ear.



Q: What's the major thing that separates Bill Clinton
from George W. Bush?

A: 8 years of economic prosperity.



Q: What did Bush suggest struggling families do to increase their income?

A: Sell their vacation homes.



Q: How did Bush respond to criticism that his tax cuts weren't helping the economy?

A: That's just fuzzy math, in fact, my family alone has already saved millions.



Q: What did Bush say when asked about the rising deficit?

A: Don't worry, I'm firmly committed to keeping it under a gazillion.



Q: Why does President Bush have so much trouble speaking properly?

A: Poor puppeteering.



Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe?

A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself."



Q: Why did George W. Bush used to drink so much?

A: He was hoping that Bud would make him Wiser.



Q. How many Bush supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Six, one to turn the bulb and five to create a related tax loophole for the rich.



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