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Dubya Oneliners Collection
Q. How can you tell George W. Bush apart from a cow?
A. By the wise look in its eyes.
Q: How many George Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2 , 1 to change it and 1 to lethally inject the old lightbulb.
Q. What happens when you cross James Dean with George Bush?
A. You get a rebel without a clue.
Q. Why will they bury George W. Bush face down?
A. So he can see where he is going.
Q: Why did George W. Bush snort a whole packet of Sweet-n-Low?
A: He thought it was Diet Coke!
Q: How do you give George W. Bush a brain transplant?
A: Blow in his ear.
Q: What's the major thing that separates Bill Clinton
from George W. Bush?
A: 8 years of economic prosperity.
Q: What did Bush suggest struggling families do to increase their income?
A: Sell their vacation homes.
Q: How did Bush respond to criticism that his tax cuts weren't helping the economy?
A: That's just fuzzy math, in fact, my family alone has already saved millions.
Q: What did Bush say when asked about the rising deficit?
A: Don't worry, I'm firmly committed to keeping it under a gazillion.
Q: Why does President Bush have so much trouble speaking properly?
A: Poor puppeteering.
Q: What did President Bush say when he heard that Sprite might drop Kobe?
A: "Who cares, I'm a coke man myself."
Q: Why did George W. Bush used to drink so much?
A: He was hoping that Bud would make him Wiser.
Q. How many Bush supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Six, one to turn the bulb and five to create a related tax loophole for the rich.
On George W. Bush: 'He thinks Roe v. Wade are options for crossing the Potomac.'"
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