First of all let me tell you who estrada is. Joseph Erjiecto Estrada was a shit head. He was a former president of the philippines. He was kicked out for various reasons. The first reason was because he was a dumbass... he was a president and he didn't even know where to write his signature when dealing with important papers. He knew nothing of politics or anything about being a president... so here's the joke.


[during one of Estrada's Campaigns]

Estrada emerge from the chair and stood on the platform and spoke to the crowd... "My People of the Philippines... Yes I know I was a horrible man back then. But I come to you now!!! I have changed!" (crowd roars) "I've learned everything I need to know to become the best president in the world. I've learned Politics and all the presient stuff..." (crowd roars) " Not only that! I can make the Philippines the most powerful country in the world! The United States will be nothing after I take control! I can make the Philippines the most popular Nation!!!" (crowd cheers people go wild) The out of the crowd a 'smart' politician shouts "How are you planning to do this?" (crowd stares curiously at Estrada) Estrada replies "The United States sent the first man to the moon! Neil Armstrong... They took all the glory! And now they are planning to send the first man to Mars! Those American's are fools!!! They know nothing... I've thought about this for a very long time. I've come up with a decision!"
(crowd looks intently at Estrada)
"I..... AM GOING TO SEND THE FIRST MAN TO THE..... SUN!!!!!!" (crowd gasps)

[pause]

(crowd claps, cheers, scream, and roar)
They start chanting 'estrada, estrada,....'
Then the 'smart politician' shouts again "Estrada your plan its the most amazing thing i've ever hear... It is the most brilliant thing i've ever heard! But how are you going to do it... It's too hot in the sun, the astronaut will be fried before he gets even close..." (crowd pauses and looks at Estrada)

Estrada smiles and speaks proudly "YOU IDIOT!!! How dare you underestimate me! I've though ahead of you..."

"IM GOING TO SEND HIM AT NIGHT!!"