10. Host, Late Show with David Letterman

9. Types 120 words per day

8. Can belch the first three verses of Neil Diamond's "Cracklin' Rosie"

7. Acquitted in nationally televised trial of the century

6. Crack salesman of the month

5. Waterslide park employee who sits in chair next to top of slide and says, "Okay, you can go"

4. Extensive experience sticking finger into automatic pencil sharpener

3. Watched "Titanic" 47 times

2. 1982-1985: Domino's delivery man.
1985: Domino's manager.
1985-1998: Domino's delivery man.

1. Prime Minister, Russia