10. Spirited game of "Pin the Tail on the Geek."

9. The part where he bought out the competing birthday party next door.

8. The thrilling rumor that an actual woman might show up.

7. Employee who decorated cake with trick candles that can't be blown out? Fired.

6. The annual tradition--drunkest guy in the room has to cut Bill's hair.

5. Leonard Nimoy presenting him with an autographed Spock ear.

4. Instead of blowing out candles, making vanquished business rivals put them out with their bare hands.

3. Kids got to smash pinata full of $10,000 bills.

2. When he "downloaded" almost 12 bottles of beer before passing out.

1. Scorin' the free meal at Denny's.