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Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Elizabeth Dole



10. Thanks to pouches in her cheeks, can go 6 months without eating.

9. Was one of the original "gorgeous ladies of wrestling."

8. The real reason she left the Red Cross? Caught stealing gauze.

7. If elected, she would be America's first female President since Warren Harding.

6. In "Star Wars" trilogy, she was the actor inside Chewbacca suit.

5. Once took a sledgehammer to a rented minivan because it didn't have enough cup holders.

4. Remember Kool and the Gang? She was "Kool."

3. Runs on 4 D-cell batteries.

2. Under court order to remain at least 100 feet away from Pierce Brosnan at all times.

1. Is actually Bob Dole's daughter.



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 01/05/1999


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