10. "Does it always smell like this?"

9. "Did that rat just knock over a parking meter?"

8. "$23 for a pretzel!?"

7. "Why is your hand on my ass?"

6. "Are there really 2 'L's in 'Rolex'?"

5. "Who knew the diamond district had so many Amish?"

4. "What do you mean the guy carrying my bags doesn't work for the hotel?"

3. "Do I have to come back to New York to testify?"

2. "Where the hell are all the strip joints?"

1. "No, I'm not looking for a good time -- hey, aren't you President Clinton?"