10. Sitting through a Tampa Bay Devil Rays doubleheader

9. Passing 11 items through the 10 items-or-less checkout line

8. Using fiber-optic cables, can transmit his voice anywhere in the world

7. Transforming an ordinary-looking sofa into a bed

6. "Levitating his wand"

5. Mysteriously being pre--approved for credit card offers that arrive in the mail

4. Removing botox from Joan Rivers

3. Enduring 75-degree weather in nothing but pants and a t-shirt

2. Obtaining quality eyewear in about an hour

1. Pulling Siegfried out of Roy