10. Saber-rattling is an excellent way to impress the critics

9. The FBI dropped the ball when it failed to predict Joey would fall in love with Rachel on "Friends"

8. Don't buy extended warranty on nuclear warheads -- it's a rip-off

7. Bathrooms at U.N. are never as clean as they should be

6. A solid Christmas album could put Linda Ronstadt back on the charts

5. You can really save a buck or two by calling 1-800-COLLECT

4. Robin Williams is better in comedy roles

3. "Survivor: Kashmir" has the potential to be the most exciting one yet

2. Liza's latest marriage -- 6 months, max

1. The Nets don't have a chance in hell