10. Didn't even try to hide fact he voted 5 times yesterday

9. Claims he has a plan to "tax poor people back to the Stone Age"

8. Instead of the United States Marine Band, now travels with the Foo Fighters

7. Encouraging his daughters to drink more in public

6. On CNN, referred to Tom Daschle as his "bitch"

5. Three words: Presidential Rally Monkey

4. He's been mispronouncing bigger words lately

3. Told Secret Service agent, "Go ahead -- punch me in the stomach"

2. Screams "Boo!" at Dick Cheney

1. He just gave Monica a call