10. Instead of Alice the live-in maid, it's Kato the live-in houseboy

9. Bobby gets sent off to an orphanage by Newt Gingrich

8. Some dork with a bad hairpiece keeps asking the Bradys about their "brushes with the law"

7. By the end, all three of the boys have been married to Roseanne

6. Wacky new foreign cousin: Boutros Boutros-Brady

5. The kids bear a striking resemblance to mom's high school sweetheart, Bill Clinton

4. Cindy grounded for two weeks after firing shots at the White House

3. Every part played by Paul Shaffer

2. Gripping scene in which mom O.D.'s and dad plunges a hypodermic needle into her heart

1. They keep "gettin' it on" with the Osmonds