10. Bob Dole kidney stone cuff links

9. Gift certificate for free backrub from Newt Gingrich

8. Bath mat made from Charlton Heston's old hairpieces

7. Strom Thurmond's Unbelievably Low-impact Aerobics video

6. The "I Support Bob" Wonderbra

5. Honk if you have a sinking feeling this isn't our year bumpersticker

4. CD entitled "Sounds Bob Dole Makes in the Morning"

3. Sunglasses tinted to make Bob Dole look a little more like Colin Powell

2. Susan Molinari's Cookin' with Pot recipe book

1. Rush Limbaugh's bacon-scented cologne