10. He insists that the Earth revolves around actor Charles Durning

9. Whenever the sun comes out from behind a cloud, he yells, "Supernova!"

8. He's writing a new chemistry text book with Robert Downey, Jr.

7. Claims he can turn gravity on and off by twisting his ears

6. He spends every class screaming in an incomprehensible Scottish accent

5. Demonstrates static electricity by quickly unzipping and zipping his pants

4. His office is wallpapered with nude photos of Madame Curie

3. He prefers to mix chemicals by swishing them around in his mouth

2. For sex education, takes class on field trip to Dick Morris's house

1. Says the "c" in "E = mc2" stands for "carrot"