10. I bet you could use some hillbilly lovin'

9. Ever done it in a jacuzzi full of gravy?

8. How would you like to become a minor footnote to history?

7. I want you so bad, it's worth the inevitable multi-million dollar lawsuit

6. For a Secretary of State, you've got a great ass

5. Is your husband really fulfilling your needs, Mrs. Yeltsin?

4. My wife's going to jail. Wanna party?

3. Do you take Visa?

2. I just ratified a bill -- how would you like to gratify a Bill?"

1. Let's McDo it!"