How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
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Billy Connolly Two guys are talking and one says to the other: "What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?" The other one says, "I'd sh*g everything that moved...What would you do?" And he says, "I'd stand perfectly still."