A cowboy is riding down his fence line and sees a lamp.
Well, the cowboy rubs the lamp and a genie appeared.

The genie said "I will grant you three wishes for freeing me"! So the cowboy thinks a minute and says: "Ok, I want a brand new black horse with a brand new saddle". So the genie gives it to him.

Then the cowboy says: "I want all the beer I can drink in a lifetime!", so the genie gives it to him.

Then the cowboy says: "I want a squirrel", so the genie gives it to him. Then the jeanie asks: "Why do you want a squirrel?", and the cowboy says "Come back later and I'll tell you". The genie disappers and about an hour later he comes back and says "Alright, tell me now".

So the cowboy says "after I drink all that beer I gonna need someone to tell my horse csh chs chs!"