How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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P. J. O'Rourke "Bachelor cooking is a matter of attitude. If you think of it as setting fire to things and making a mess, it's fun. It's not so much fun if you think of it as dinner ... Nomenclature is an important part of bachelor cooking. If you call it 'Italian cheese toast,' it's not disgusting to have warmed-over pizza for breakfast."