A kid stands up in class and says, "Teacher, teacher, does honey have legs?" And the teacher replies, "No, why do you ask?" "Because," says the little boy, "Last night I heard my dad saying, 'honey open your legs, honey open your legs!'"
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Chris Rock You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
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