You're so ugly, your mom has to tie a steak around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.
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Jack Handey "I can still remember Uncle Rick sitting in that chair of his, listening to opera. He'd have this weird expression on his face. Then when he finally got untied from the chair, he'd try to catch us. Man, he hated opera."
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