Jesus feeds thousands of people on one loaf of bread. . . mainly because most of them are on the Atkins Diet and can't partake.

There's a touching scene where He tells a football player to pray to Him and the player will get a touchdown.

The scene where Jesus refuses to address the crowd until he gets his usual Venti caramel macchiato from Starbucks.

On the back of the cross Christ is carrying are the words "Rent 'Lethal Weapon' and 'Braveheart'".

Jesus is shown working as carpenter. . . on the reality show, "Trading Mangers".

His hair is actually a mullet.

The scene where Jesus is seen working out on a Bowflex machine.

He is married to Mary Magdalene. . . and in one scene they have a huge fight over him not taking out the garbage.

If you look closely at the manger where He was born, you'll actually see that it's just a really bad Days Inn.

He and His disciples are turned away from restaurants. . . mainly because they're not wearing shirts and shoes.

The Last Supper originally starts out as a kegger.

Paul the Apostle has a "Queer Eye" makeover and then serves quiche at the Last Brunch.

Mary Magdalene causes an uproar with her brief wardrobe malfunction.

Pat Robertson argues with Jesus about who God talks to the most.

The wedding scene where Jesus changes water into Zima.