A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at abar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender andthe other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up.
"Could I get a beer please?"
"We don't serve Giants fans. This is a Ravens bar."
"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave."
The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree.
"What are you doing in Baltimore?"
"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."
"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.
"Oh, I mount animals."
The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about thisone, he's one of us."