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On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: “It's not as easy as it looks, being on all the time. I mean, what happens if I'm in a bad mood?”
-- Vanna White, “Wheel of Fortune” co-star

On Standards, the Mega-Richand: “I'd rather not talk about money.  It's kind of gross.”
-- Barbra Streisand, dodging a question aboutwhat she was paid to direct and star in The Mirror Has Two Faces

On Disco Music, Importanceof: “God had to create disco music so that I could be born and be successful.”
-- Donna Summer, disco singer

On Giving It Your All: “Ithink we played hard, but it was a lackadaisical hard.”
-- New Jersey Nets guard Otis Birdsong on whyhis team had lost an NBA contest

On Hostage-Taking, Fun ForAll: “[Being taken hostage is] an adventure for the tourist, because the tourist will endup learning about the customs of the tribes as well as their good hospitality.”
-- Abdullah Ahmar, speaker of Yemeniparliament, on the practice of taking foreign visitors hostage

On Acting, Jean-Claude VanDamme's Interesting Insights On: “In an action film you act in the action.  If it's adramatic film you act in the drama.”-- Jean-Claude Van Damme, interviewed on“Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous”

On Segues, Unfortunate:“Speaking of animals, he married his wife, Suzanne, when he was in college.”
-- Mike Leavitt, governor of Utah, introducingSenator Larry Craig

On Book Reviews, Cogent:“It's a very good historical book about history.” -- former vice president Dan Quayle, about PaulJohnson's Modern Times

On Civics Lessons, VicePresidential: “There are lots more people in the House.  I don't know how manyexactly-I never counted but at least a couple hundred.”
-- former vice president Dan Quayle, attemptingto explain the difference between the House and the Senate

On Earth, Where Found:“[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
-- former vice president Dan Quayle, on theconcept of a manned mission to Mars.


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