10. She's out in the barn making Bailey's Irish Cream.

9. I thought 'Dublin' was having sex with twins.

8. Here's one snake St. Patrick didn't chase out of Ireland.

7. That's not the Blarney Stone, but don't stop kissing it.

6. I saw Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche practicing their Gaelic.

5. Lord of the Dance? More like 'Lord of my pants'!

4. These lucky charms are magically delicious!

3. Keep looking -- I know there's a shamrock in there somewhere.

2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I'm happy to see you.

1. Ted Kennedy.